The wisdom of beer crowds, or not

Where are the hops?

Surely you are familiar with Beer Madness at the The Washington Post. If not, read this.

Basically, beer fans get to vote between two beers — for instance, right now you can pick Breckenridge Vanilla Porter or Duck-Rabbit Milk Stout — a panel of eleven has tasted blind. Then the paper reveals the results and another round commences based on the beers the panelists favor.

Had I not been traveling Oregon’s sometimes snow-covered roads* in order to learn the mysteries of hop genetics, quality pelletizing and other information that belongs in a book about hops I would have liked to have handicapped the tournament.

* The road got more exciting after I took the picture at the top. Eventually I came to flashing lights that demanded vehicles have chains or traction tires. My travel tip to you is: visit hop country when hops are growing.

Well, maybe not the whole thing. But I’d just read one of way too many analyses about how to win your office March Madness pool; this one based on find value. The example was Texas, which was undervalued (correctly, it seems) since a respected numbers guy gave Texas something like a 5 percent chance to win the tournament and at that moment more like 3 percent of people entering some online mega-pool picked Texas.

You’ll have to trust me on this, but I was going to suggest that Great Divide Claymore Scotch Ale offered similar value. At the time, Founders Dirty Bastard was already burying Claymore, which is such a beautifully balanced beer I feel compelled to comment on how that balance and finesse is what seems to set Great Divide’s beer apart every time I drink one. In fact, Dirty Bastard won the popularity contest, 1,017-351. The panelists preferred Claymore.

I’m not really that brilliant, but you knew that. Because I had a 50 percent chance to be right. This contest is a random walk through better beer land. That’s not a bad thing. I love Edmund Fitzgerald Porter &#151 one of these days the T-shirt I bought in 1993 is simply going to fall apart — but it received more than 70 percent of votes from fans. The panelists preferred it over Hoppin’ Frog Silk Porter by a 6-5 vote, which probably better represents the difference between two.

Personal preference is good, and the contest is fun. But I’m not sure it is different than flipping a coin. In the first round, the panelists and crowd agreed sixteen times. They disagreed fifteen times (Anchor Old Foghorn and Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot tied at 512 — or 32 pints apiece — in the popularity contest. It doesn’t get more random that that.

My value bet for this round? How about Smuttynose Finest Kind Finestkind IPA? A 1,228-357 underdog to Bell’s Two-Hearted it captured eight of the eleven panelists’ palates. Now it is running way behind Lagunitas Maximus.

(And speaking of fans, check out how many votes have been lodged in the showdown between Evolution Rise Up Stout and Port City Porter.)

Trumpets blare: Session #50 topic unveiled

The SessionAfter much brain and soul searching, Alan McLeod has settled on the theme for the 50th Session: How Do They Make Me Buy The Beer?

Think about it. You have until April 1. Then post.

Alan points out the question is “multi-faceted.” The wording itself is intriguing. Does a brewery make you buy beer? Did a relatively few breweries once brainwash the American public into drinking pale, adjunct lager, virtually eliminating any other choice? Were jingles and billboards at sporting events and television commercials really that effective?

Sorry. Getting ahead of myself. April 1. Be there.

The meme stops here – but for Jay . . .

The scary part is the little girl in the photo could be somebody's grandmother by todayJay tagged me, but I must — as in all things — blame Alan.

The background: Dave Turley tagged Jay Brooks in the “7 Things You May Not Know About Me” meme. He bit. Now I’m supposed to tell you seven things you don’t know about me and then tag fifteen other people. Well, so far I’ve thought of three things about me, two of which are the true, so because I like Jay I’ll break my personal “no memes” rule and push ahead.

But, in part because Jay already tagged most the people I’m willing to be mean too I’m choosing just one. Joe Rhodes, Mr. Trapipsahton, because why ask the question unless you are prepared for answers that will truly revolt you?

SEVEN THINGS

1. I have thrown up in every state in the country.

2. My name is spelled H-I-E-R-O-N-Y-M-U-S, a fact which has escaped too many magazine editors and people who write me checks.

3. My first pet’s name was “Bones.” Oops, I think I just gave you access to my bank account.

4. I invented the Internet. My uncle was a senior author of the Iowa Tests of Basic Skills (you old enough to remember that annual ritual?).

5. I’m pretty sure I’ve see “Two for the Road” more than any other movie, but I’ve never sat through “Forrest Gump.”

6. I am Santa Claus.

7. We are moving to St. Louis. Perhaps I should have posted this on Facebook seven months ago, but I didn’t get around to it.

Let’s hope Joe gets back to us.

The Session #49 (regular beer) roundup

The SessionBased upon the turn out for The Session #49 it would appear regular beers still matter. So let’s get right to the links.

Best use of graphs
Five Hundred And One Beers. Or as the first comment notes, “Geekalicious.”

My favorite line
“Beer has long been a regulator in civilization and for that, we are grateful.” From Ramblings of a Beer Runner.

Closest to song
The Reluctant Scooper. Also the strongest statement about the relationship between beer, place and circumstance.

It wasn’t written for The Session, but could have been
From KC Beer Blog, because this sentence must tell us something about regular beers, “I’ll take American Pastoral over Moby Dick any day of the week.”

Regular beer? It’s sweet
Alan McLeod makes a case for sweet, “a quality that gets little respect these days.” And he knows how to close the deal. “There’s better and there’s worse but at the end of the day . . .”

světlý ležák
When Max signs off “Na Zdaví!” you just know he’s off to drink a beer you wish you could.

A screenplay
From Kaedrin Beer Blog.

A wish for irregular beer
Jeff Alworth asks, “Will pale lagers always be ‘regular,’ or will our consciousnesses expand such that some future generation has a broader definition?”

Giving the geek within a night off
Or why Mark Dredge promises to keep a regular beer beside the milk and ketchup in his fridge.

When the discussion turns to reg’lar beer
Flagon of Ale points out that light-lager drinkers don’t get to define regular beer.

‘Ein Bier, bitte”
Flinchbot on ordering beer in Germany: “There is no negotiating or asking what beers they have and if they have a beer similar to your favorite beer. It’s pretty simple. They only have 3 beers, end of discussion.”

What’s next?
Mario Rubio’s regular beer is the one he hasn’t tried.

A regular brewer remembered
Joe Stange reports of the passing of “Rupprecht Loeffler, venerable brewmaster of the Cervejaria Canoinhense, said to be Brazil’s oldest craft brewery. He was 93.” Is Canoinhense a regular beer, a relic, a beer that evolved over time?

Bring on the table beer
How Jay Brooks gets there is as important as the conclusion. Flaship beers and “your dad’s beer” included.

Yes, call it table beer
And Sean at Beer Search Party provides his own example, Mission Street Brown Ale (brewed by Firestone Walker).

The regular beer of the moment
Rich at Beer, Baseball, and Other Things Writes Moby D ” isn’t my first regular beer and it won’t be my last.”

The beer you drink ‘every night’
And, yes, Nevitt at Beering in Mind makes me want to try Yona Yona Ale on cask.

Lager
In Pennsylvania it’s not a “style” but one specific beer. Jay Zeis raises his glass to Yuengling.

Whither the Hooker?
It seems that during this exercise Tale of the Ale may have found a new favorite.

Honk if you love Cabot Clothbound
Dave Phillips gives us Goose Island Honkers Ale, then Cabot Clothbound Cheddar, then the two together.

Some times they sneak up on you
Thomas Vincent isn’t one to order the same beer twice in a row, but Big Boss’ Blanco Diablo became his “go to” beer without him noticing.

Make it an Ordinary
Troy at myBrewing figures, “Regular beer is better than craft beer when it’s homebrew.”

. . . and a regular spot
David at Musings Over a Pint picks a regular beer at a regular watering hole – Blue & Gray Falmouth American Pale Ale.

Homebrew a regular again
At Drinking Class, Jim Pavlik writes, “. . . homebrew is again what it used to be, regular beer, a beer that regular people drink fairly regularly.”

Hmmm, brown malt
When you’ve already written the regular pub beers in your neighborhood what’s left? The Beer Nut turns to homebrew. But he promises not to make brewing a regular feature. “It’d be like a cooking blog from the guy who just figured out the manual of his deep fat fryer.”

So where’s the problem?
In Edinburgh regular means Deuchars IPA, once the Champion Beer of Britain. Richard at the Beer Cast exlains why it is one that divides opinions.

Regular, but occasional
Bob at beer.bobarnott.com explains why a regular beer – in his case perhaps Marble Dobber or HardKnott Infra Red – might be the occasional beer.

His six packs are mixed
Don’t ask Ray at the Barley Blog to pick a regular beer? He doesn’t even have a regular style.

Each has its place
“. . . each time I go back I remember why they are regular beers.” – Gregg Irwin at A Beer on the Downs.

Once upon a Rolling Rock
Tom at what we’re drinking provides a list the illustrates how anybody’s personal regular beer can shift over time.

For when you aren’t a snob
At Bottle Chasers that beer is Guinness.

Regular, but works of art
Seth From My Mellin singles out Victory’s Headwaters Pale Ale and Blue Point Toasted Lager.

The beer with no name
John Hambrock at BeerTaster.ca provides a description, but is keeping the name to himself.

When nobody is looking
A regular beer for one occassion might not be the regular beer for another. Bruce Ticknor, also from BeerTaster.ca, explains.

And at this web address
Two non-bloggers had a bit to say so I published their posts here, from Jeffrey McElfresh and Bill Farr. Bill’s candid contents about the effects of alcohol sparked comments beyond this blog. And finally — yes, was the last to post — there was our family visit to Urban Chestnut Brewing in St. Louis.

The final word
Goes to Jon Abernathy at the Beer Site, who has probably made as many Sessions as anybody. “The reality is, it’s respecting the beer that’s offered to me. For instance, when we go to my parents’ house, nine times out of ten there is canned macro lager in the fridge: not because my Dad doesn’t like craft beer, but largely because the American lager is what he grew up with and often because it may be an affordability issue. I respect that, and I’m happy to drink the beer that’s offered. It’s the Regular Beer I unreservedly drink when I’m at my parents’.”

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Alan McLeod at A Good Beer Blog will host the next Session on April 1. Now there’s something to think about.

It’s just strange enough to be compelling

Relatively early in Ska Brewing’s parody of the “Brew Masters” series on Discovery Ska co-founder Bill Graham hints that perhaps what we are watching could be more tightly edited. He’s right, but for some reason I couldn’t quit watching.

It makes much more sense if you saw the first episode of “Brew Masters.” And as long as they were going to begin with an allusion to “Star Wars” they might as well have asked Sam Calagione to appear as Yoda during his gracious cameo.

But, as I’ve written before, beyond excellent beer there are many reasons to like (even in a Facebook way) Ska Brewing. This video reflects that.