Why do people drink . . . something different?

“Brew” Blog yesterday asked: “Why do People Drink Imports?

The blog and a related monthly magazine (download it at no charge) are from Miller Brewing, and Miller recently conducted research to understand why people pick up the imports they choose.

A lot to look at but here are a few bullet points suggesting how people choose their imports, and that they may have very different reasons.

Fun. Sometimes people want to celebrate a special occasion – and “special” can mean anything from a pick-up game to a party to a vacation – by paying a little more for a beer. During times like these, people tend to pick up brands such as Corona Extra, Foster’s or Modelo Especial.

Discernment. Some people want to seek out unique-tasting beers (think lambics) or beers that offer a distinct taste experience (hoppier beers). But the taste is the most important thing. For the more luxury inclined person, this could mean ordering a Chimay. Someone hanging out with friends in a beer garden on a sunny day might opt for a Pilsner Urquell.

Status. Green-bottled European lagers are the beers of choice for people seeking a badge that says they’re sophisticated and accomplished – or who just want a refreshing beer. Hence the number of green bottles at high-end lounges or restaurants. Beers for these settings include Heineken, Stella Artois and Peroni Nastro Azzurro.

You’ve probably already figured out what’s missing here. Craft beers, microbrews, whatever you call them. Mostly American, but also the imports that aren’t distributed by giant brewing companies.

Yep, we drink them for fun, discernment and, to be honest, status. Although that doesn’t have to come in a green bottle.

How old is too old for Goose Island beer?

Musing is not limited to Monday, so because I discovered this . . .

Goose Island Beer Company, like many others, asks visitors to confirm their age before entering its website, obviously not allowing those under 21.

However, upon close observation you’ll notice the pull-down menu also doesn’t present an option for those born before 1928.

Does this mean you shouldn’t drink Goose Island beer if you are older than 80?

Monday morning musing: What makes a great beer?

The Ann Arbor News does a quick Q&A with Ron Jeffries of Jolly Pumpkin Ales: Serving humanity via better beer. Give Ron an opportunity to wax philosophic and he will.

Consider the last question: What makes a great beer?

That is a question that is impossible to answer because its entirely subjective. A really great beer is going to be different for every individual, and not only every individual, but every moment of your day and every day of your life because there are so many different flavors out there within different beers that go with so many different foods or different weather. There’s no answer to that question.

Nice answer.

Also got me wondering if flipping two words makes it a different question: What makes a beer great?

Too subtle? Perhaps. It could be the setting, a different sort of “moment” than Ron refers to, the pour, when the cask was broached, whatever.

All reasons that sometimes you drink a good-excellent-just fair beer and think “great,” and sometimes you pour a “great” beer and it isn’t.

100 IBU beers got nothing on these guys

Hot hot chile sauce

Shocktop WheatYep, one of the reasons we moved to New Mexico was because we love the hot food.

For us the annual Fiery Foods Festival in Albuquerque, which wrapped up today, is as exciting as the Oregon Brewers Festival.

I did come across a beer story today, which I’ll post Tuesday, beyond the obvious — that the specialty beers Anheuser-Busch is distributing, such as its own Shock Top Belgian Top (pictured), Redhook and Widmer, Hoegaarden and Leffe Blond, are the ones the distributor is bringing for drinkers to sample and to buy. Much higher profile than a few years ago.

But there’s also a chile pepper/hops analogy that’s been obvious since our first visit to Fiery Foods in 1994.

You’ve got a set of vendors selling insane products. Sunday that would be sauces so hot they’d burn away several layers of taste buds, leaving you in pain and unable to taste anything for days. At a beer festival that would be beers with crazy amount of hops.

You’ve got another set who totally avoid excess, and can be seen wagging their fingers.

Then there are the folks who talk about flavor and heat. Or flavor and bitterness. Bless ’em.

So soon, Stone beers and hot sauces. In the same bottle. Be here.

Soft jazz, folk, Blue Moon White and Miller Lite

Today Don Russell compares the Miller Lite Brewers Collection to Kenny G.

I’ve previously written something similar about Coors Blue Moon White Ale and Peter, Paul & Mary.

The difference would be that I was arguing Peter Paul & Mary are authentic, and Don is making no such case for Kenny G. Just that his stuff sells. So a more parallel analogy would be to pick an “folk” artist similar to Miller Lite Wheat since the press material compares it to Blue Moon. Perhaps Trini “If I Had a Hammer” Lopez. (He’s in the Latin Music Hall of Fame, but what the heck was he doing singing Pete Seeger’s stuff?)

But that’s not the question of the day.

The question is what music genre does that leave for Anheuser-Busch’s Shock Top Belgian White?