Monday musing: Which beer is the oddball?

Perhaps you saw this kind of problem when taking tests in your youth. Pick the one of each four that is least like the others.

– Geary’s Pale Ale, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Magic Hat #9, Fuller’s London Pride.

– New Belgium Blue Paddle Pilsener, Victory Prima Pils, Alaskan Stout, Miller High Life.

– Blue Moon White, Allagash White, Hoegaarden, Weihenstephan Weiss.

– Guinness Draft, Deschutes Black Butte Porter, Rogue Chocolate Porter, Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter. Added June 13 – Oops, that should be Rogue Chocolate Stout.

What did you base your decisions on? Style? Color? Price? Size of the brewery? Something in what you taste? Something else all together? There are no right or wrong answers, unlike the home school problems Sierra was working on while I composed this post.

Written Monday, June 9, on the ferry Taku en route to Sitka, Alaska.

Musing: Hold the lemon, hold the shakers

Granville Island HefeweizenHey, nobody asked us if we wanted lemon.

We had a couple of sample-size servings yesterday when we stopped for just a few minutes at Granville Island Brewing in Vancouver. (We were much more interested in exploring the market area.)

And — because I’m paying attention to all things related to wheat beers these days — I’d filed this from Granville Island brewmaster Verne Lambourne when it appeared in Imbibe magazine.

“To me the beer has enough flavor without it,” he says. Customers at the brewery’s Taproom, however, have the choice. “We do serve it with lemon, but we ask people if they have a preference. We get a lot of tourists from the States, and they’ll definitely want a lemon. German tourists don’t.”

Our hefe arrived with no questions asked but one lemon slice included.

– Please, bar owners, brewpub operators and brewers who have a say in how your beer is served: Lose the shaker pint glasses. Want to get more hop character to come through? Then use glassware shaped to treat the aromatics better. And glass with less weight (yep, that means a few more will break). We had tumblers one place in Vancouver that were as heavy empty as most glasses are full.

– A beef about blogs, rather than beer. I hate rss feeds that default to html. That means you can’t read them offline. We don’t see the Internet every day in our travels, and often in short spurts. I subscribe to a number of blogs via Thunderbird, with the idea I can collect them like email and read posts offline in the evening.

When a blog offers a text feed (like A Good Beer Blog or Shut Up About Barclay Perkins) I can do that. When it is html like Beer Examiner I cannot. I’m shedding those html subscriptions.

Drinking local: Damn fine in Seattle

Seattle deserves to be in any discussion about the nation’s best beer drinking cities, but we’re not going there again.

Our recent brief stay in the region wasn’t about beer — in stark contrast, for instance, to 1995 when we visited dozens of places while working on the “The Beer Lovers Guide,” sometimes feeling frantic but also finding time to relax at gems like Latona Pub and The Blue Moon — but it’s ingrained in the culture so we accidentally bumped into a little along the way.

A few observations:

– The changes at Pike Brewing since the 2006 Craft Brewers Conference was in town are simply stunning. Founders Charles and Rose Ann Finkel bought the pub and brewery back shortly after the conference ended and — let’s be perfectly honest — rather quickly erased eight years (that’s how long it was out of their hands) of neglect.

When we visited in 1997, a year after the pub opened (the brewery started in 1989), Charles had set aside one room as the beginning of a museum. When I returned in 2006 I was sadly surprised to learn it was one of the first things to go after the brewery/pub changed hands.

The concept is back with a vengeance. Breweriana is everywhere, from signs to tap pulls and trays to photos — all presented thoughtfully. It made me think of the Bavarian Brewery Museum in Kulmbach because of its educational nature. Still great eye candy, but one wall explains how beer is made, another traces its history, there’s a case that will be Washington-centric, a wall devoted to Prohibition, a case paying tribute to Micheal Jackson . . .

All exciting enough to make up for the disappointment at the American Hop Museum.

I’m not sure how many in the very large lunch crowd cared about this, but figure there was some beer education by osmosis going on.

The food is more than a cut above, although Rose Ann said that they urged food reviewers not to hurry in until recently. Many of the ingredients are sourced locally, so the pizza was not available because the cheesemaker who provides mozzarella was dealing with sick cows.

Did the beer taste better because of the setting, and because (full disclosure) we were chatting over lunch with with Charles and Rose Ann (more about the breweriana and beer history than beer itself)? Perhaps it was the context, but it seemed improved. Head brewer Drew Cluley is now using organic pale malt from Gambrinus as the base for all the beers. As well as being organic and produced regionally it adds a rich character I associate with English malts.

Monk’s Uncle, brewed in the manner of a Belgian tripel, was one of the few bottled beers we bought later at Bottleworks. Bright aromatics (fruity, pears and peaches, spicy), nice hop flavors and bitterness, properly dry and digestible. Doesn’t seem to be getting much love at the beer rating sites, but it suits my palate and has a nice country earthiness.

– The neon at the Fabulous Buckaroo Tavern is still fabulous.

Bottleworks makes the drinking local plan a little painful. It’s hard not to reach for bottles of Lost Abbey, Jolly Pumpkin, but hardest of all was passing on the bottle of Sierra Nevada’s Southern Hemisphere Harvest Ale.

– In “The Great Wines of America” author Paul Lukacs picks mostly wines with a 10-year track record. Not sure that’s necessary with beer or bars/taverns, but there is something to be said of longevity. I hate it when we recommend a place and somebody reports it has gone downhill.

So it’s nice to visit a place like Fred’s Rivertown Alehouse in Snohomish (it’s not that far from Seattle) and find the beer (both range and quality) outstanding and the food excellent. We were short time as we headed north from Seattle and had to pick between doing by Diamond Knot in Mukilteo and Fred’s. We would have liked to have seen DK founders Brian Sollenberger and Bob Maphet, but figured they’d be at their day jobs.

So we went to Fred’s and drank Diamond Knot IPA (and a few other beers).

Good compromise.

Musing: Wine top dog where hops grow

New hopyardLet’s start with good news from Yakima. Here’s one of several new hopyards we saw Sunday and Monday. You can see why farmers point out it takes more than a year to make a hop field productive. Hops are well up the strings in nearby fields.

A day and a half driving through one of the world’s premier hop-growing regions was a mixed bag. We saw plenty of hop memories — vacant buildings where hop merchants once did business, a hop kiln you can spot from the Interstate, and of course the American Hop Museum in Toppenish.

It was also evident that wine is a much stronger tourist attraction. Interstate exit signs advertise stops with wineries, and we’re talking scores of choices. The banners in downtown Yakima remind visitors this is Washington Wine Country. Many of the tasting rooms were jammed during the Memorial Day weekend, while we were the only visitors at the Hop Museum.

Daria and Sierra have both written about that experience, disappointing from the moment we walked through the door covered with plywood. It felt like the beginning of a museum when I visited in 1997, but nothing appears to have been done since. Including maintenance. It made me think I really need to take them the German Museum of Hops (Deutsches Hopfenmuseum) in Bavaria this fall so they’ll see a hop museum done right.

Quite simply, this one does not reflect the love of hops that American brewers expend in creating beers that celebrate American hops. Perhaps we need to put a tax on Simcoe and Amarillo hops to pay for some upkeep — and that way those hop varieties might merit a mention somewhere within its walls.

Former Grant's Brewpub

As appropriate as it turned out that America’s first brewpub, variously known as Grant’s Brewery Pub and Yakima Brewing and Malting, opened in hop country it should be sobering that starting in Yakima you can now visit scores of wineries before you find the first brewing operation (Snipes Mountain in Sunnyside). Grant’s, housed in the old downtown train station, still looks great from a distance. Hops are etched in the glass doors leading into the pub, along with the hours. But the only thing inside is the old wooden bar, and cobwebs hang around the windows.

Fortunately we headed from there to Moxee. Amarillo and Simcoe are grown here. Don’t you wonder what Bert Grant would have done with those hops? Here there are more hopyards than vineyards, but as across all the rolling hills of Yakima Valley more fruit trees than anything. Also plenty of sheep, goats, cattle — we later visited a cheese factory that can process a half million gallons of milk a day — and horses. (Apparently the Yakima Valley is a top pot producer as well.)

Yakima hop workers

Although it was Memorial Day, we spotted several crews at work in the hopyards, a quick reminder that hops are downright labor intensive as far as agricultural products go.

Worth appreciating.

A note from Yakima Sportsman’s Park: I plan to continue with Monday musings throughout our journey, but there are times I’ll be writing on Monday and not posting until I find the next Internet connection.

Beer: The drink that launches great conversations

Andy Crouch offers a excellent warts-included report from SAVOR: An American Craft Beer and Food Experience, expressing concern about “the growing snobbery of beer” and using the occasion to post his “Does Beer Really Want To Become Like Wine?” column from Beer Advocate magazine.

I’m already on record with New Beer Rule #7 — “beer is not the new wine” or “beer is still beer,” take your choice — so obviously I agree we must remain cautious, and I won’t rehash why.

But call me a cockeyed optimist. I’m of the opinion that beer can show up some places that are expensive, that some beers can cost more, and beer can still be an every man’s drink.

Just look at the diversity of posts on the beer blogosphere.

You’ll even see that “Papa Stonch” (David Bell, father of Jeff Bell, known for Stonch’s Beer Blog is blogging. “His perspective – as a 60-something as opposed to a 20-something – is very different to mine, as is his stomping ground: he’ll be writing about the North East of England, where he lives,” son Jeff writes.

Finally, reading Andy’s SAVOR recap had me searching through the archives at Shut up about Barclay Perkins to find this paragraph:

“Honest beer is what I want. Beer that can look me straight in the eye and not flinch. Beer with heart. Beer that’s like an old friend. Beer you can sit and drink by the pint in a pub with your mates.”

Beer can go a lot of places and still remain honest.