TWTBWTW: The ugly, the bad & the good

Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby

Ugly is ugly, but somehow we look past that. I thought about this last week reading a profile of Bill Hader written as part of the runup to the last season of “Barry.” About how there can be things that constantly get us in trouble, that we don’t like, and what we can change.

And still lingering in my head from the previous week is something author Stephen Deusner had to say about Jason Isbell:

“I think he really picked up a lot from them about how to write about the South, and how to position yourself as somebody who loves the place, and yet finds so much about it that’s ugly. He even told me it was Patterson [Hood] and [Mike] Cooley that showed him it was possible to be bitter about where you came from and still love the place.”

Each week there are stories that reinforce the myth that there is a halo 'round the craft beer moon. And there are stories that scream bullshit. There are more of the former, maybe because they are more fun to write.

In my youth I worked at a newspaper where the publisher said, honest to goodness, that if we wrote something bad about a person we should find an occasion to write something good about them within the next year. Some sort of balanced ledger. It’s not my goal to find less pleasant stories to balance the feel good ones, but some weeks that is pretty easy.

One of the reasons there is a halo around what some call craft beer is the promise of change. That requires paying attention to things that should change. So paying attention . . .

Unionizing a Craft Brewery Shouldn’t Be This Hard. And why would workers even want a union? Glad you asked. After this story, go on to the next one.

One hundred percent burnout. “Based on results we’ve seen within other industries, the data indicates serious issues specific to craft beer at play.”

Burnout and Allyship in Beer DEI. “DEI has gone from being the hot new poster-topic to the we-have-to-tick-this-box-or-we’re-in-trouble essential to fall off a cliff into the oh-god-can-we-shut-up-about-this-now burnout territory over the last decade, and right now we are at the bottom of that cliff, with those of us who still give a shit screaming at the top of our lungs but no one is listening anymore.”

On the flipside. Stories that former publisher would want to read.

One year later with Funkytown Brewery. This Black-owned brewery now has more than 500 accounts in the Chicago and Milwaukee metropolitan areas. Many of those places are near communities that are “underserved by the craft beer industry.”

Be as into beer as you need to be. “Talking about beer beats talking about the weather, or football, or wallowing in the grim state of politics.” To which I would add, at least it should.

Four days, two baseball games, five sandwiches, 10 beer bars. “May all your days be equally full of good gustation and convivial company as mine turned out to be.”

TWTBTW: Brewery succession & small Kansas town successes

MacHops sleeping quarters

This tiny room next to the kiln where hop farmer Brent McGlashen sleeps during harvest season. See explanation below.

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The sale of Lazy Magnolia, the first packaging brewery in Mississippi, was announced last week. These things happen. Look at the list of “21 iconic breweries” below and count how many are run by their founders.

At some point breweries become “too big to fail.” They aren’t going to simply disappear. But there are thousands of smaller ones and eventually there must be a change. The kids inherit the place or a new owner takes charge or, in fact, they simply disappear.

I’m making no predictions about what happens next at Lazy Magnolia, if the new owners really will take “the brewery to new heights while maintaining its community roots.”

Lazy Magnolia opened in 2005, the same year at Ballast Point, Captain Lawrence, Dry Dock and 23 other microbreweries. Eighty breweries, 18 microbreweries and 62 brewpubs, closed that year. Put another way, 72 breweries came, 80 went and 1,310 remained the same.

In 2005, Boston Beer sold almost 20 percent of what the Brewers Association classified as craft beer and the 50 largest breweries almost 80 percent. In 2021, Boston Beer sold 7.3 percent of “craft beer” and the 50 largest breweries 50 percent.

Of course Lazy Magnolia had a story to tell. Leslie Henderson gave her husband, Mark, a homebrew kit for Christmas about 2000 or so. She ended up being the brewmaster. Hurricane Katrina shut down the brewery in 2006, but they survived. Their Southern Pecan Nut Brown Ale is made with whole roasted pecans and gets regular Untappd checkins from all over the American South.

Lazy Magnolia brewed 14,508 barrels of beer in 2012, but business had already begun to falter before the pandemic. They produced 11,450 in 2017 and 7,392 in 2021.

The brewery is one data point among thousands, but those thousands are the ones to watch when talking about the future of locally brewed beer.

In Kansas, small town means small
The “transformational potential of a small-town brewery” is particularly evident at The Farm & the Odd Fellows in Minneapolis (a town in Iowa). “The Swishers are rural Kansas natives who met at Bethany College in Lindsborg, moved away and boomeranged back to central Kansas in 2009. They have two kids and are both medical professionals by trade. Keir is an ER doctor in Salina, about 20 miles south of Minneapolis. Ashley is a dentist who bought a dental practice in downtown Minneapolis in 2010.

“Roughly 70% of Ashley’s patients come from out of town, and many of them are undergoing sedation during their visits. ‘If you’re getting a root canal or a crown, your driver is going to have a couple hours to kill while waiting for you,’ Keir said. ‘And there wasn’t a lot to do, or eat or drink in Minneapolis. So in 2019 we thought, why not buy this old building and figure out something to do with it for the community?'”

Lists
21 most iconic American breweries. Boston Beer is the only one on the list you’d call lager-centric. Just an observation. By chance, you can read more list-member Allagash here./a>

8 of the best beer cities around the world. Not everybody will agree with the two US choices, Portland (Maine, that is) and Denver. And a note about the Denver entry – Black Project closed last September.

Festivals
Clear Beer Fest. Just what it says. How’s that for transparency?

The Freshtival 2023. All of the beer poured will be less than 7 days old.

Good listening
Hosting an All About Beer podcast focused on hops grown in New Zealand, Em Sauter and Don Tse began by thanking Brent McGlashen of Mac Hops for being up at 7 a.m. New Zealand time to talk with him. I had to laugh, because by his own account McGlashen doesn’t sleep much.

And he sleeps even less during harvest, which just wrapped up. Most nights his young children come tuck him in before going to bed (their house is nearby). He might sleep two hours in the tiny room (pictured at the top) next to the kiln that runs 24 hours a day during harvest.

Brent McGlashen of Mac Hops

Mac Hops is by no means a tiny operation, but, as you can see, is still hands on. I’ll be writing a bit about New Zealand hops in the next Hop Queries newsletter as well as elsewhere . . . likely for the next several months.

Really good stuff I read this week
They have nothing to do with beer, but they have something to do with how we think about new things (which might include beer). And how we think about writing about beer.

The curious love affair between Jason Isbell and America’s sportswriters

Is Ashely Nicole Moss the future of sports journalism?

Because this.

“But maybe, just maybe, I’m old as fuck. Maybe I’m a dinosaur who needs to accept that times (and approaches) have changed. Maybe my way isn’t the only way. Maybe my way isn’t even the right way.”

Cue (or queue) up Jason Isbell’s “Maybe It’s Time.”

Beer, blanding, cool kids and globalizing inspiration

Geysers at Te Puia in Rotarua, New Zealand

You know that thing where the time machine doesn’t drop you exactly where you expected? We departed Auckland late Sunday evening and arrived in Los Angeles not quite early enough Sunday afternoon to continue our planned journey home. In other words, we missed our connecting flight and did not enjoy the next 20 hours all that much. It would be obnoxious of me to complain after three weeks in Aotearoa (New Zealand), so I won’t. The country is spectacular.

I pass it along only to explain why I had extra airport time, some of which I used to catch up on reading. That Was The Beer Week That Was will not return until next week, but I wanted to give a nod to a couple of beer visiting OGs and include links to two that may or may not be related.

First, Chris O’Leary visited this 300th brewery and VinePair wrote about him. That he is racking up these numbers pops up every once in a while on Twitter or elsewhere and somebody comments that surely nobody else has done this. But Dan Forbes and Dave Gausepohl have, so I feel obligated to point to a story I wrote about Beer Dave more than seven years ago.

At the time he had visited more than 3,400 breweries. He is closing in on 5,000 now. Forbes, who Beer Dave he calls a mentor, visited more than 6,000 before passing away earlier this year. Those started going to breweries when you couldn’t knock off 50 during a long weekend in Chicago. Forbes and his wife also visited every county in the United States.

Second, are these two circumstances related?

– Jeff Alworth writes about craft beer “crapping out”: “Let’s start here: I think craft’s malaise is a thing. I don’t see this as a temporary downturn. Craft beer is suffering an identity crisis and it won’t snap back to being the cool kid’s drink anytime soon.”

– Alex Murrell argues “that from film to fashion and architecture to advertising, creative fields have become dominated and defined by convention and cliché. Distinctiveness has died. In every field we look at, we find that everything looks the same.”

TWTBWTW link and run edition

I miss the days when Jay Brooks would dissect a beer-stupid story line by line, taking no prisoners. Should you be wondering, I’d have him begin with this story, which asks, “Can AI perfect the IPA?” I wouldn’t know were to start.

Pardon the brevity on this last set of Monday links until April 10. Although there will be no Monday links, feel free to drop in from time to time to see if there is a random photo of a field of hops near Tapawera (New Zealand) or from the Waitoma glow worm caves.

The beer week that was last week included important news — “The Lost Abbey exiting its longtime home” — and excellent news analysis — “Go Big or Go Home — AB InBev Makes Regional Craft Staff Cuts to Refocus on National Beer and Spirits”.

Beyond that . . .

Hoplark hop room.

Story A and Story B about hop water suggest a trend is developing. The photo above is from the hop storage room at Hoplark in Boulder, a short drive from our house. I wrote about the company in Hop Queries last summer.

– This week in authenticity, “(A version of) Kelham Island Pale Rider lives.”

– This week in tradition and culture, “A Fifth Season — American Craft Brewers Embrace Munich’s Secret Starkbierzeit.”

– This week in terroir, “Wine, Terroir and the Human Touch.”

– This week in trading up, The New York Times writes about “premiumization.” Beer is not mentioned, but from the get go higher prices, justified because what is in the glass is somehow special, and what some call craft beer have gone together.

– This week in thiols (a sulfur compound found in hops), “Thiols and barrels and bears, oh my.”

Bud - Frozen Eggs Products - Prohibition

– This week in hey this story mentions a cannister we have sitting above our kitchen cabinets, “Over a Century Ago, Coors Made a Milk Alternative Before It Was Cool.” As you can see, the can from Anheuser-Busch once contained eggs.

TWTBWTW: Broken dreams, dreams fulfilled & new dreams

Books about creativity and artificial intelligence

The beat goes on . . .

Appropriately datelined Plain City, because it could happen anywhere. The story often begins this way. “People started liking my beer. I started winning awards on my beer,” says Pat Winslow. Then there was a crowdfunding drive. “This is way beyond my wildest dreams at that time. I feel really fortunate and very humble to be part of this organization.” What followed was, and is, a business story not easily understood. But Pat Winslow is not longer making beer at the brewery he started.

A ‘dream come true’ that continues to get bigger and bigger. You’ve definitely heard this one before. “I opened this business to be happy with my life. I was working in corporate America. I was sick of being a number and a pawn.”

“I always wanted to do my own thing. It’s kind of every brewer’s dream.” An easy-drinking beers and game-stocked taproom in Houston. The core beers are an IPA, a pilsner, a helles and a hazy IPA. “I’m not doing anything revolutionary. I try to make beers people can drink six of.”

“Traveled the world, fell in love with beer over in Germany and Europe.” You’ve also heard that more than a few times. What’s different is Robert Young III is Black and has plans to open a brewery in Augusta, Georgia, called Tapped 33 [The original post had 13 – Thanks to Dan for the noticing]. “Augusta is located on the 33rd parallel on earth. Prohibition ended in 1933. And then I wanted to tie it back to Augusta, James Brown was born in 1933 as well.”

His Good Googly Moogly was one of the best beers I drank last October at Blacktoberfest in Stone Mountain, Georgia. (You might pause to consider the cultural significance of such an event miles from a park famous for the world-record-size stone engraving of Confederate leaders.) I had a great, if too short, conversation with Young. We didn’t talk about dreams; instead about the beers he has in his head. I wish the attention showered on AI and particularly ChatGPT focused more on what it means to be creative; in the case of beer to imagine how old and new flavors may work together. That’s why I plan to visit Augusta once Tapped 13 is open.

On (beer) writing
– Last Thursday, Alan McLeod suggested are “a few main themes in pub and beer writing: (i) industry writing, (ii) trade friendly writing, (iii) politico-socio justicio writing and (iv) innovative creative writing.** Is there a fifth category worth mentioning?” The details are in the asterisk (don’t be shy, click and scroll). Don’t know if it is a fifth category, but what I miss is the “Link + quick comment” aspect. And comments, definitely comments.

– Jeff Alworth on AI Nightmare Scenarios.

– Robin LeBlanc and Jordan St. John put themselves out to pasture.

– FiveThirtyEight looks beyond the hype. “What do Americans think AI is good for? Recipes, roadside assistance and coal mining.”

– The best story I’ve read so far about how ChatGPT works and its relationship to the original writing humans sometimes do. “Our first draft isn’t an unoriginal idea expressed clearly; it’s an original idea expressed poorly, and it is accompanied by your amorphous dissatisfaction, your awareness of the distance between what it says and what you want it to say. That’s what directs you during rewriting, and that’s one of the things lacking when you start with text generated by an A.I.”