{"id":19615,"date":"2026-09-14T06:14:58","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T12:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/?p=19615"},"modified":"2026-09-14T06:14:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T12:14:58","slug":"one-link-one-paragraph-35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/one-link-one-paragraph-35\/","title":{"rendered":"One link, one paragraph #35"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/boakandbailey.com\/2026\/09\/futuristic-functional-folk-impressions-of-brno-czechia\/\">The link.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The paragraph:<\/p>\n<p><em>A solo drinker asked the barman-waiter to mind his spot while he went to the toilet. The barman-waiter refused, then reluctantly agreed, then immediately gave the table away to someone once the man had gone inside to piss. Good natured deadpan pranksterism, we think\u2026 Either that or they really do hate their customers, even the regulars, as their unsmiling faces suggest.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The link. The paragraph: A solo drinker asked the barman-waiter to mind his spot while he went to the toilet. The barman-waiter refused, then reluctantly agreed, then immediately gave the table away to someone once the man had gone inside to piss. Good natured deadpan pranksterism, we think\u2026 Either that or they really do hate &#8230; <a title=\"One link, one paragraph #35\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/one-link-one-paragraph-35\/\" aria-label=\"More on One link, one paragraph #35\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[703],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monday-links"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wTn-56n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19616,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19615\/revisions\/19616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}