{"id":15423,"date":"2018-12-15T12:01:39","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T18:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/?page_id=15423"},"modified":"2019-02-07T15:40:07","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T21:40:07","slug":"new-beer-rules","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/new-beer-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"New beer rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.appellationbeer.com\/images\/20070612-consistent.jpg\" alt=\"Looks good to me\" class=\"alignright\"\/>Between February 2007 and January 2010 I posted 10 &#8220;new beer rules&#8221; before I had the good sense to move on. It is OK to suggest I should have quit after two, although I am partial to No. 8 and No. 9.<\/p>\n<p>1. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rules-1\/\">When you open a beer for a vertical tasting and there is rust under the cap it\u2019s time to seriously lower your expectations for what\u2019s inside the bottle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-2-ibus-and-iqs\/\">A beer consumer should not be allowed to drink a beer with IBU higher than her or his IQ<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-3-2-pints-are-better-than-one\/\">2 pints are better than one<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>4. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-4-variation-is-not-a-flaw\/\">The god of beer is not consistency<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>5. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-5-it-is-only-beer\/\">It is only beer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>6. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-6-ode-to-the-empty-glass\/\">The best beer <em>was<\/em> in the empty glass<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>7. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-7-beer-is-not-the-new-wine\/\">Beer is still beer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>8. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-8-more-beer-less-analysis\/\">Always take beer more seriously than yourself<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>9. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-9-shut-up-and-drink-your-beer\/\">You cannot know all there is to know about beer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>10. <a href=\"https:\/\/kfi.jpm.mybluehost.me\/blog\/new-beer-rule-10-beer-is-food\/\">Beer is food<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Between February 2007 and January 2010 I posted 10 &#8220;new beer rules&#8221; before I had the good sense to move on. It is OK to suggest I should have quit after two, although I am partial to No. 8 and No. 9. 1. When you open a beer for a vertical tasting and there is &#8230; <a title=\"New beer rules\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/new-beer-rules\/\" aria-label=\"More on New beer rules\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-15423","page","type-page","status-publish"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P4wTn-40L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15423"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15508,"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15423\/revisions\/15508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/appellationbeer.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}