‘Life is all about bad decisions’

I’m finding all sorts of fun things to read when I should be finishing a “real” post here and two lengthy stories for print publications. So some quick bits before I get back to work. Please make sure to read the last item.

  • Best line from the National Homebrewers Conference. About two hours into Club Night I had my first mead, then another and then headed over to try Jeff Swearingen’s famous Tupelo Honey mead. I realized I was headed down a treacherous path one ounce at a time, which I mentioned to meadmaker extraordinaire Curt Stock. He replied, “Remember, life is all about bad decisions.”
  • I want to try this beer. Worthington E, as described by Zak Avery. “As anachronisms go, it’s pretty enjoyable, but it’s still an anachronism.” He asks a very relevant question about who this beer is for, and draws quite interesting comments.
  • They had a party to celebrate the release of the trailer for “For The Love of Beer,” (catchy title, reminds me of something) a documentary that focuses on women in the craft beer community. The party doubled as a fundraiser so Alison Grayson can finish the film. (Full report at Brewpublic.)
  • Quaffable? (There I typed it again.) Sunburn Summer Brew from Widmer Brothers. Courtesy of The Brew Site.
  • Philly Beer Week, the compleat wrapup. It appears Brian plans ten parts.
  • Regional distinction is important. Chris Maclean writes in The Publican about “The death of regional variation.”
  • Even more alarmingly, the exceptional cask beers which have recently attained national recognition were now regularly featuring across the country. Timothy Taylor’s Landlord. Sharp’s Doom Bar. These are fantastic beers and worthy of praise. They are well worth seeking out as exemplary products. But they are outstanding products within their own context. It seems to me that, rolled out nationally, they lose their provenance.

    Go read the whole thing. This is important.

    And the beer beat goes on

    You know you are at the National Homebrewers Conference when you get on an elevator at 5 o’clock in the morning (I had an early flight home) and there’s a guy who still hasn’t been to bed. He is holding a glass full of beer.

    I came home from the conference in Minnesota with a notebook full of new, to me, information. It’s still a little wet right now because despite careful packing a bottle of (sour) beer and a bottle of mead did not survive the journey back. I could smell the problem the moment I grabbed my bag off the carousel. Some of what I learned will end up here, some in stories for various publications and some (eventually) in the hops book.

    Meanwhile, one quick thought.

    Saturday morning the “When Homebrewers Go Pro: Starting Your Own Brewery” panel was packed. Like much of the conference. Steve Parkes (American Brewers Guild) said he had not spoken before audiences this size in more than 10 years. He looked around Club Night (I wouldn’t even begin to try to describe it, but the room was full of more than 1,000 people and clubs brought more than 500 5-gallon kegs) and simply smiled.

    So more than 300 people are crammed in to this room Saturday and I am thinking not all these people can really be thinking about starting their own brewery when moderator James Spencer asks just that question and for a show of hands. Scores go up. I think of something the late Greg Noonan told me a dozen years ago.

    “When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant,” he said. “You gotta keep getting the guys who say, ‘Cool, I can sell the beer I make. I can do it.’ ”

    We’re not at the end of the line. Surly Brewing founder Omar Ansari emphasized that toward the end of the proceedings.

    “The next wave of brewers is coming,” he said.

    Then he posed a question. “What’s going to make those brewers different from one another?”

    If I don’t come back alive . . .

    Send the posse ofter the guys in this rather scary photo.

    Disregarding the sometimes ominous hints in the sphbc Twitter feed I’m off to the National Homebrewers Conference in Minnesota. I’m not even going to pretend I’ll have the time or the inclination to manage posts from Minneapolis.

    I will try to ship a few pictures to my Posterous “site.” Those should also show up in my Twitter feed, so I am replicating it on the right for the duration of the conference. I may also add direct tweets. Otherwise I hope that regular transmissions (including to you rss subscribers) will resume Monday. If not, you have a photo of the suspects.

    Meanwhile, a bit about the next book project.

     

    Does beer or wine go better with sex?

    Pairing Beer and SexThank you Alder Yarrow, for a post that takes us quite nicely into the weekend.

    In a wine culture obsessed with the idea of pairing, far too few people talk about the best complement to a nice glass of wine: sex.

    Yep, I’m thinking beer belongs in this conversation. (As the people filming those commercials for large breweries quite obviously understand. Fiona Petree of PlugLust reported that any market you can approach with sex can become a very good investment and it showed in many of her business ventures.)

    Matching wine and sex is a lot easier than wine and food, thanks to the versatile nature of sex. It goes well with just about any wine, provided that the wine is served at the correct temperature (if you need a mnemonic: warm Chardonnay = no roll in the hay).

    For beer pairing suggestions I recommend The Brewmaster’s Bed by Garrett Oliver.