Comments on: 2007 beer predictions

By: Big Alex

Big Alex — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:51:45 +0000

Stone Brewing announces that its Epic Vertical Ale to be released on July 7 (.07.07.07) will be a wussy yellow beer, perfect for summer drinking.

By: Peter Hooper

Peter Hooper — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 22:31:23 +0000

Bert Reynold announces he is resigning from Miller’s Men of the Suqare Table to film Smokey and the Bandit IV. This time instead of Coors he will be transporting Fat Tire, leading a caravan of bicyclists.

By: Mo

Mo — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:23:04 +0000

Pabst’s will brew a Russian Imperial Stout that will be only be available for a short time at an unnamed site in the midwest. The cool kids that drink Pabst at crappy bars converge on the big-beer geeks that worship “limited-release, high alcohol monsters”. When the beer is released, it turns out to be just a bad beer and both sides become aliened and start drinking “alcopops”.

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:51:56 +0000

My prediction is a safe one – I can be bought for that price!

By: Tony Rockwell

Tony Rockwell — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:24:24 +0000

OpenSource Beer becomes the rage, all major breweries start seasonals based on OpenSource Beer entries.

By: Larry in LA

Larry in LA — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:21:57 +0000

News Flash: California Governor Arnold Schwartzeneger in a move to raise additional funds for his extravagant projects, has sold the naming rights of the Board of Equalization to Mike’s Hard Lemonade for an undisclosed amount, forcing the Board to revamp it’s alcopop taxation. Thoughts that both the California Senate and House naming rights are under consideration has AB and Guinness licking their chops in anticipation.

By: Steve Gustafson

Steve Gustafson — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 13:38:16 +0000

Jim Cook and Sam Adams have announced that they have bottled their TripleHefeWiezenQuadrupleBoch. It will be sold in nip bottles and sell for $75.00 each. They only bottled 500 and they will be going fast.

By: Don Jackson

Don Jackson — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:14:49 +0000

Running out of ideas for specialty beers, Sam Adams brews a St Patrick Shamrock Ale made with clover instead of hops. They brew it with an alcohol content exceeding 12% so consumers will be too intoxicated to realize how bad it tastes. It is served at Boston Garden and the fans forget how bad the Celtics are!

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:47:43 +0000

Bush Brewery announces it’s new Bush IPA (Impeachment Pale Ale).

By: Rob in Colorado

Rob in Colorado — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:44:57 +0000

Flying Dog Brewing announces it is buying Hair of the Dog Brewing.

Since Flying Dog already brews some of the Spanish Peaks Black Dog beers and some of the Thirsty Dog beers under contract industry insiders specuclate that Flying Dog will eventually acquire every dog-related brand in the country.

Look out Sea Dog, Lucky Lab, etc.